Boxer Gifts Grower Novelty Body Shaped Plant Pot | Funny Rude Home Décor Gift, Ceramic, White,Black, One Size

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First and foremost, these pots are made from plastic, so they’re unsustainable by nature. According to research by Horticulture Week , around half a billion plastic plant pots end up in landfill or incineration plants each year – even though councils have been instructed to recycle them. This is because only 12% of local authorities have a recycling scheme for plastic garden waste in place.

But that's not all, my whimsical friends! These pots make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the puzzled expressions on your guests' faces as they read the hilarious slogans like "Water me or I'll wilt faster than your dating life." Oh, the joy of watching them burst into laughter and eagerly inquire where you found such quirky treasures! It’s important to note that not all plastic pots are created equal. For example, some companies create plastic pots made from 100% recycled plastic (such as pots that are made from bottles that could have gone to landfill), while others use plant-based ‘plastic’ which is better for the environment. Just because something is labelled with the word plastic, does not mean it is necessarily bad. It’s important to do your own research before purchasing. What to use instead of plastic pots Marmelade’– This variety has a compact plant habit topping out at 2 feet tall with masses of 4 inch flowers. The blooms are a tangerine golden-orange. Cherokee Sunset’– This variety displays flowers in all shades of yellow, orange, bronze, and mahogany. The blooms are mostly double (extra petals) and are excellent cut flowers. The plant is usually 24 to 30 inches in height.

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Not only are our plant pots visually striking, but they also make for excellent and unusual gardening gifts. Surprise your friends and loved ones with our rude gifts, showcasing a blend of humor and dark aesthetics. These fun indoor plant pots will bring a playful element to any space and make for delightful conversation starters.

To stratify seeds, you can accomplish this by sowing the seeds directly into pots or a seed-starting cell tray and placing them in the refrigerator for up to 3 months. Keep the seeds moist during this time, but not soggy. You can find more funny gardening puns and gardening jokes in my garden puns post. You might like my list of garden gnome punstoo. Funny plants jokesRustsare fungal pathogens that create red, orange, or yellow pustule-like spots on the leaves. Infected plants will decline in health over time due to the pathogen’s ability to redirect plant resources to itself. If you’d like, you can add some compost into your hole when replanting to help improve soil structure and soil fertility. If the whole family is loving the silly nature jokes, I’ve also got sunflower puns, bird jokes, fish jokes, cat puns, fruit jokes, vegetable jokes, potato jokes, ice puns, skull puns, bee jokes, pumpkin puns, spring puns, summer jokes, fall puns, nature puns, art puns and Halloween jokes for kids. Other popular species are R. maxima (giant coneflower) and R. grandiflora (rough coneflower). R. maximacan take up to two years to flower and reach up to 5 feet. Some sources claim this species can reach 9 feet tall! Propagation If you’ve ever taken a drive through the eastern and midwestern United States in mid to late summer, undoubtedly you’ve seen a familiar flash of taxi-cab yellow peeking out amongst the roadside weeds. In the fall, the potted chrysanthemums and pumpkins arrive at your local plant nursery, and so do pots of these charming flowers again, but this time they display themselves in yellow, orange, mahogany, brown, and every shade in between.

Embrace your rebellious spirit with our selection of goth-inspired plant pots. These alternative and gothic themed pots are adorned with unique designs that bring a sense of edge and mystique to your greenery. From skulls and bats to intricate occult symbols, these pots will transform your plants into bewitching companions.It appears that R. hirtais mostly considered an annual and can bloom well into the summer. It’s at least cultivated as such, because it flowers within the first year, while most biennials or perennials would not flower until their second year or beyond. To divide, take a sharp spade and drive it into the ground a few inches away from the existing plant. Pull your spade out of the soil and drive it into the ground again right next to your original spot. Continue to do this until you’ve made a ring around your plant. If you’re hitting a substantial amount of roots then try widening your circle. Eventually, you should be able to leverage the plant out of the ground. Division Steps

R. triloba, or “brown-eyedSusan,” is considered a biennial or short-lived perennial. This species also has a basal rosette of leaves that persists throughout the winter, and it can tolerate some shade. R. trilobais considered to be almost “weedy” in nature. If given plenty of room, it can bush out up to 4 feet. How do plants keep things under control? They weed out unnecessary drama and ask troublemakers to leaf. Join my Nature Crafts & Fun Facebook group here where we share lots of great tips and ideas for exploring and enjoying nature with children. Not only are funny rude plant pots a surefire way to brighten up your day, but they also make the perfect gift for your fellow mischief-makers. Birthdays, housewarmings, or just because—these pots will leave your loved ones in stitches and etch a mischievous smile on their faces. Plus, they'll always think of you and your playful spirit whenever they water their plants. Gardening is all about experimentation and pushing the limits (at least for me), so don’t be afraid to step outside the box once ina while! How to Grow Once you have seedlings, plant them about a foot apart so they have room to flourish.I know there’s something wrong with my cactus, but I just can’t put my finger on it. Succulent puns and succulent jokes Cherry Brandy’– This variety is shorter, topping out at 1 foot in a container or 20 inches in the garden. The bloom color is a unique cherry-red or maroon colored flower. Hey there, plant aficionados and mischief-makers! Are you ready to spice up your green-thumb game? Well, it's time to dive headfirst into the world of funny rude plant pots! Why settle for dull and ordinary when you can add a sprinkle of sass and playfulness to your plant collection? Bacterial and fungal leaf spots will vary in the appearance of the spots, but essentially the spots will eventually cause death and dropping of the leaves.