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Tony Angelino: No-one who pwonounces R's like me has ever become successful. Albert: There's Roy Jenkins and Jonathan Ross. Tony Angelino: Exactly! Del: Australia! Where the men are men. Albert: So are the women... Del: What's that supposed to mean? Albert Last time I was over there, the only way you could tell the sexes, was the men spit further. A cat escapes from Mr. Chin's Golden Lotus restaurant.] Del: Don't let him go! That's not gonna please Mr Chin, ain't it? Rodney: Was it his pet? Del: No, but number 39 is off the menu. At Trigger's grandad's funeral] Trigger: You knew my granddad, Arthur, didn't you? Granddad: Oh yeah, I knew Arthur alright. Trigger: He was a smashing man. He took care of me after my mum went. Rodney: Where was your dad? Trigger: He died a couple of years before I was born.
If you enjoyed them, please share this post with your friends on social media because when you share, everyone wins. At the dinner table] Del: How old is she, 20? Rodney: No, she's about, 30! Del: How old is "about 30"? Rodney: 40! Del: (coughing) 40! 40? Stone me Rodney. Rodney: What's wrong with going out with a woman of 40? Del: Nothing. Nothing at all, if you happen to be 50! Blimey, she's even too old for me! Grandad: Well I'd have to think twice! Denzil: This could be anything, Trig! For all we know this could be... Well, this could be bloody Concorde fuel! Del: No, honest, it's not Concorde fuel, it's anti-freeze from the Starship Enterprise! Throughout his interviews, Tim asks the interviewee their rituals, secrets and habits that have got them to where they are today. How did they keep focussed, get through the hard times and what keeps them going. Things like meditation, morning rituals involving writing down your daily, weekly, monthly and yearly tasks, exercising as regularly as twice a day, only eating clean meats and keeping a journal or playing an hour of tennis in the morning, followed by an hour of kite surfing before setting down to some breakfast on Neker Island. Del, Rodney, Uncle Albert, Cassandra, her parents and her boss, Stephen, are playing Trivial Pursuit.] Stephen: What is a female swan called?Tony Angelino: We signed a contwact. Del: Ah yes, but my brother drew up that contract, and he put in a get out clause, didn't you, Rodney? Rodney: No. Del: Then why didn't you? Rodney: You didn't tell me to. I ain't a lawyer, I sweep up and make the tea.
Del: [about to take part in the clay pigeon shoot] When you're ready, John! Clay Pigeon Man: Do you mean 'pull'? Del: Oh, sorry, Paul! In your own time, my son. Mike: So? Trigger: What? Mike: What name have they decided on? Trigger: If it's a girl they're calling her "Sigourney" after an actress, and if it's a boy they're naming him "Rodney" after Dave. Strangers on the Shore [ edit ] Del: Here, Boyce. You know this car's a GTI. If you rearrange the numbers then you got yourself a personalised number plate! Dr. Robbie Meadows: You've got to make a decision, Mr Trotter: we can either save you or the baby. Del: Robbie Meadows, you old git. Dr. Robbie Meadows: Del please. Del: Sorry. Doctor Meadows, you old git. What you doing here? Dr. Robbie Meadows: I've got good news and bad news Del. The good news is they put me in charge of your case. Del: What's the bad news? Dr. Robbie Meadows: I specialise in amputation. Del: Good one. So how come you're in charge? Dr. Robbie Meadows: Accident really. I was chatting to some collegues when the name Derek Trotter came up, so I asked to see your GP's notes and look at your tests. I was amazed, I found myself reading about this non smoking, tee-total, celibate, vegetarian health freak. I thought to myself can this be the same Derek Trotter I know and begrudginly admire? That wheeling dealing Pina Colada lout, the Castella king, the curry coniseur, the same man who's lived his life on fast food, fried bread and doubtful women? Del: Was it? Dr. Robbie Meadows: Yeah it was.
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Del and Rodney are at The Nag's Head, and Del notices Trigger] Del: Ah, there he is. Oi, Trigger?! (gestures and Trigger comes over) Here. You know my brother, don't you, eh? [points at Rodney] Trigger: Yeah, course I do. (to Rodney) How you going, Dave? (Trigger and Rodney shake hands; to Del) Sorry I'm late, Del Boy. I had to pop round me sister's to sort out an alibi for next Thursday. (to barmaid) Joycie! (he goes over to the bar as Del drinks) Rodney: Del? Del: Hmm? Rodney: Del? Del: What? Rodney: (quietly) Why do they call him Trigger? Does he carry a gun? Del: No. It's 'cause he looks like a horse. Lord Henry: (after Del tells him that he is related to the Surrey Trotters) I don't care if you are related to the Surrey Trotters, the Berkshire Trotters, or the Harlem bloody Globetrotters! The shed door opens, and Del emerges, dressed in an old-fashioned diving suit, complete with a big helmet. Trigger and Denzil stare at him.] Del: [enthusiastically] Lovely jubbly! I’m going to be a millionaire” was his reply. In an almost off the cuff manor as if this was something pretty standard. It was a bold statement, and to be said so candidly caught me off balance. I don’t like to see myself as a judgmental kind of person but here was someone that had left school with nothing and was working on a farm, explaining that he was going to be a millionaire. Myles: First things first. We have to ascertain what kind of soil you have. Del: Well, it's this - earthy sort.
Mr. Chin: Have you decided what colour the walls will be? Del: Oh yes of course you don't think I'd leave something that important to the last minute, do you? (to Rodney) Get that lid off!. Rodney: (struggling to open a tin of paint) I'm trying. Del: I thought... and you can shoot me down in flames if you like Mr. Chin, but what I thought the colour these walls should be... (to Rodney) Have you got the lid off yet?!? Mr. Chin: Blue. Del: What? Mr. Chin: I like blue. Del: Oh blue. Je suis frontiers. That is exactly what I thought. I thought why don't we paint these walls a nice subtle shade of blue. Mr. Chin: What shade of blue? Rodney: Yellow. Del: And then I changed my mind. I thought not blue. I thought we should paint them gold. Rodney: That's yellow. Del: This is gold, Rodney. Are you illiterate or something? You see I remembered the name of your beautiful restaurant. Gold for the Golden Lotus. Normally filled with wisdom and wit, who wants to think of our beloved Del Boy as upset? Certainly not us. Albert hints that it's a three-letter word; Rodney rattles a Biro in his mouth.] Del: Got it. It's a bic. As Macbeth said to Hamlet in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, ‘We’ve been done up like a couple of kippers.’
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Rodney: Ah, Picadilly. Right, that's mine and I have a hotel, so that's twelve hundred pounds. Grandad: Twelve hundred pounds for a hotel next to a smelly old waterworks? Rodney: What? Grandad: All them sewers. I'd rather sleep in the car, or look for a bed and breakfast. Rodney: No, you don't understand. Bless his little... Look, it's in the rules. Grandad: Twelve hundred quid-it's scandalous. I ain't a tourist you know.
The chandelier has just fallen down and smashed. Grandad walks downstairs] Grandad: Alright, Del Boy. Del: Alright? Look at it! Grandad: Did you drop it, Del? Rodney: How could we drop it?! We wasn't even holding it! We was working on that one. Grandad: Well I wish you'd said something, 'cos I was working on this one. Is it very valuable Del? Del: (smiling) Nah, not really. (angry) It was bleeding priceless when it was hanging up there though! Del: When we see the gamekeeper, when we get down there, we pay him 25 quid. Rodney: What? And he gives us a fishing permit? Del: No, he shows us the hole in the fence. Rodney: I knew it. Del: It's called business. Rodney: It's called stealing! Grandad: No it ain't, Rodney. Del: Listen to your grandad. Grandad: It's called poaching. Rodney: Oh great man. Del: Oi Ringo. I hope my huffing and puffing ain't troubling you. Rodney: No sweat man. Del: Well it certainly ain't coming from you ya lazy little git. Sleeping Dogs Lie [4.5] [ edit ] Marlene: Did you have a nice Christmas? Del: Oh, terrific, yeah. Marlene: I had a dog. Rodney: Yeah? We had a turkey, same as every other year. We are in need of some of the his best lines from the hilarious TV show, so here 14 of his funniest quotes.Time On Our Hands [ edit ] Del: (talking about why Rodney won't talk to Cassandra after the miscarriage) Yes I know, he's got a lot on his mind, Raquel. Raquel: He's got a lot on his mind?! And how do you think Cassandra feels? She's the one who's had the miscarriage! She needs her husband by her side, not out drinking in some pub or club. Del: Yes I know, but she's a woman, ain't she? She's stronger than Rodney. Its seventh regular series aired in 1991 and was followed by sporadic Christmas specials until the show ended in 2003. Del: No I give you fifty quid and you let us go. Slater:I didn't hear that Del. Del: I said [louder] I GIVE YOU FIFTY QUID Rodney: Del. Del has just beaten Boycie in their poker game] Boycie: (grudgingly) Well done, Del. Nicely played. (whispers) Where did you get those four bloody Aces from? Del: Same place you got those Kings. I knew you was cheating, Boycie. Boycie: Oh yeah, how? Del: Because that wasn't the hand that I dealt you.
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